Friday, February 3, 2012
I'm a shoe whore. There's just no way around it. I recently gave away half a dozen pairs of women's shoes to Goodwill because I needed the space in my closet for more shoes. Getting a new pair of heels is like a drug. Anyway, my current most favoritest shoes are a pair of Steve Madden Russhh pumps. Black patent leather, five inch heels, inch and a half platforms. Pretty comfortable, too. I can walk around the house in these babies without much difficulty. I'm sure I'd be in trouble if I tried to walk around outside all day, but for a little while, it's heaven.
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Sunday, January 22, 2012
One of the great parts of being a closet tgurl is that you can always seem to find something even more embarrassing about yourself and what you like. Tampons are the latest example for me. Real girls have to hate them, but tgurls can use them as another way of feeling super, super girly. I can hardly think of anything more sissy than lubricating a tampon and inserting it into your ass. I feel so womanly every time I do it.
I used to be totally scared of doing this, too. I was worried to death that it would get stuck up inside me. Can you imagine the panic and shame of going to an emergency room to have a tampon removed from your butt? Wow!
But it's just not going to happen. Gurls, trust me on this. It's okay. You can do it. First you get the thrill of buying tampons in a regular store. I strongly recommend buying tampons with plastic applicators. They go in much easier. Leave the OB tampons for the real girls. Some tgurls seems to like Playtex brand but I don't like the feel of the part you push to shove the cotton into you. Hard to hang onto, in my experience. Me, I'm a Kotex kind of gal. Oh, and the store brand tampons (like Walgreen's) suck.
Of course you will attempt to camouflage your purchase by also buying a bunch of "normal" stuff. It won't really matter, though. The clerks don't care what the fuck you are buying. And even if they do, so what? You will still get out of the store alive and with your nice box of tampons. Remember to buy a tube of KY jelly as well. You are going to need it.
Okay, you are now back home with your feminine hygiene product. Good for you! Go into the bathroom, pull down your panties, take the tampon applicator out of it's plastic wrapping, and lube it up really well with KY. Take another dollop of KY on your finger and get some into your ass. You want to be well lubricated. Okay, now insert the applicator into your butt. Don't be a pussy with your ass-pussy -- get it up there pretty good. Now push the plunger and feel the tampon slide into your sissy hole. Slide the used applicator back out again. Oh honey, does that not feel good? Don't you feel just like a real woman? Look at the string hanging out of your ass, you little sissy. What a gurl you are!
Now go masturbate like a good gurl. When you're done, it's time to pull out your tampon. Grab the string firmly (maybe dry off your hand first, dear, so it does not slip though your sticky fingers). Pull gently. Don't tug, just pull with moderate force and let things gradually start to slide out. It will come out, and if you used a lot of KY it's not even going to hurt. Don't panic and yank too hard. Just coax it out, gently but firmly. There you go! Now don't flush it -- it will gum up your pipes. Wrap in toilet paper and throw in the wastebasket. All done!
Was that not fun? You bet your sissy ass it was, sweetness.